Sunday, April 11, 2010


Monday, August 11, 2008

my sms archive

My sms archive


1 “Coin’s always make sound, but the Currency Notes are always silent. So, When your Value Increases, "Keep Calm and Silent." Good morning.


2 A clay pot hvng Milk will be ranked higher than a Golden Pot hvng poison.Its not our outer glamour but our inner virtues that make us valuable.Gd Mrng


3 In yado ke is pal me ek pal mera ho,fulo ke in chaman me ek chaman mera ho, khuda kare ki jab aap yad karo apno ko to, un apno me ek naam mera ho..Gud night.


4 Mistakes r embrassing when they happen, but years later,u hav a collection of mistakes, called experience which leads u to success, all the best.Gud morning.


5 Shrikhand puri reshmi Gudi, Limbache paan.

Nav varsha jaao chhan.Amchya tarfe Nutan Varshachya Hardik shubhecha HAPPY GUDI PADWA

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6 SMILE:-"S"et u free,"M"akes u Special, "I"ncreases ur energy,"L"ifts up ur Spirits,"E"rases all ur Tensions! keep smiling & Achieve ur Dream.GOOD MORNIN!


7 D worst thng in lif is ''ATTACHMENT'' it hurts wen u lose it. D bst thng in life is ''LONELINESS'' bcoz it teaches u evrythng & wen u lose it,u gt evrythg.gud morng


8 Gold rate keeps on increasing day by day.... So be careful.. someone may kidnap u bcoz ur a person with a 24 carat 'Golden heart'.... GOOD MORNING


9 "STRUGGLE" An 8 Letter Word,Exhausts UIrritates U&Sometimes Demoralizes U ButIt Gives U The Elegant Reward Of Life Time Called.."SUCCESS"..Good Morning


10 "Victory is notthe property of brilliants.It is the crown for those who bow themselves in front of hard work & confidence!"Good Morning.


11 A Paper flying in d air is due 2 LuckBut A Bird flying in air is its Effort.So,b a Bird & struggle wth hurdles 2 become Successful.Fly High !Gud mrng.


12 Apologising doesn't mean that YOU are wrong & the other is right..It only means that YOU value the relationship much more than your EGO.Gud mrng


13 Be close with some1 who makes u happy, but be closer with some1 who can't be happy without u..! feel the difference... 'thats life'!¤ Good morng ¤


14 Fulon ki wadi me ho basera apka,sitaron k aangan me ho ghar apka dua hai ek dost kiek dost ko....Ki sare jahan se khubsurat ho har savera Aapka.Good morning.


15 G'mng!"D Choices V make & d chances V take,determine our DESTINY.!"Do nt walk as if u own d World...Walk as if "U DONT CARE WHO OWNS D WORLD..


16 Jindagi udas hone ka naam nahi, Dosti sirf paas hone ka naam nahi, Agar tum dur rehkar bhi hame yaad rakho, Is se bada humare liye koi Inaam nahi.Gud morng


17 Jis k pass kuch nahi us pe duniya hasti hai. Jis k pass sab kuch hai usse duniya jalti hai. Hamare pass AAP ki dosti hai Jis k liye duniya tarasti hai. Hi !


18 Kabhi ankahi baaton ki ada hai dosti, kabhi gam ki dawa hai dosti, kami hai pujne walon ki, varna zameen par khuda hai dosti.


19 Life is like a box of toffees called friends, u hav diff flavours, which one wil u get, u nvr knw... BUT WHEN I GOT U..I WAS SURE DAT I GOT D"SWTEST 1". Gud morng


20 Never think hard about 'past' it bring 'tears' Dont think more about''future'' it brings ''fears''Live this moment with a smile it brings ''CHEERS''


21 Quality is never an accident, it is always the result of high intention, sincere effort , intelligent direction & skillful execution, it represents the choice from many alternatives. Good Morning n have a quality week ahead !!!


22 Thought of the day:"Never hold yourself solely responsible for any misfortune in life.Because no single rain drop is ever alone responsible for any flood."gud mog.


23 Train your mind to acquire silence. Because if the mind is silent, there is a great possibility of clarity in the thoughts.Gd mrng.


24 "There is Only 1 Difference Between DREAM & AIM... Dreams Require Soundless SLEEP to see, Whereas AIM Requires SLEEPLESS Efforts to Achive it,Good morning,


25 "VISION WITHOUT ACTION IS DAY-DREAMINGandACTION WITHOUT VISION IS NIGHTMARE."HAVE GREAT VISION & QUICK ACTION ALWAYS." Fren Gud Morning and have a successful day.


26 A PERSON Like ü is ä giftdät päints äsmile in myHEART.it givesmemöriesdät wil stäyin mindnt jus4 äwhile,büt 4ä..£IFÉ TIMe...gud morng


27 Coffee k cup se nikle dhuye me aap jaise dosto ki TASVIR najar aati hai,inhi khayalo me har roj khokar meri coffee thandi ho jati hai.Good morning.


28 GOD doesn't require us to "Be the Best". He just wants us to "Do our Best" & HE will ''take care of the Rest '' ! Gööd morning n.


29 HEY!!! U R Under Arrest..Its illegal 2 B so sweet? so I ARREST U 4 Life time, in D lockup OF My Heart as a cute friend..Case closed.. Good morning!


30 Importnce of thumb:Babies use it 4 chewingIllitrate ppl use it 4 signWinners use it 4 victory& my fans use it 4 readng my msgsOh u too? Crazy fans..


31 Life Laughs At You When You Are Unhappy,,Life Smiles At you when You Are Happy,,But Life Salutes You When You Make Others Happy...!Gud morng !Hapy Valen De.


32 Some times in lifewe think we dont need anyone...ButSome time in life we dont have anyone when we need...So dont let ur best ones go away.. Gud morng


33 Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat.... sweet words r easy 2 say.... but sweet people r hard 2 find u r really great.... how did u find me....!! Gud afternoon:-)


34 The INEVITABLE TRUTH of Life:"Everyone is going to hurt you sooner or Later...You just have to realise.... who is worth the pain!!! Gud mornin':-)


35 Two things indicate weakness : -To be silent when it is proper to speak, And to speak when it is proper to be silent! . . .GD MORN!


36 When a cyclone strikes, huge trees get uprooted. But the simple grass survives. Be noble and humble like that grass. Simple but strong. Gud morng..


37 You are not responsible for what people think about you..But, you are responsible for what you give them to think about you....GOOD MORNING.


38 'Al hulam mulla hab habi hulam bin musal hakrit al habibal lul muqammil'u hav just read an arabic prayer 2 lose ur hair n teeth in 7 days.


39 'Children in the dark make mistakes.'-Swami Vivekananda'Mistakes in dark make children.'-Swami santhosh Madhavan


40 ABCDA-u"r atractiveB-u"r d bestC-u"r cuteD-u"r dear 2 meEFGE-u"r xcelentF-u"r funnyG-u"r gud lookinHIJH- helloI- i"mJ-Joking!


41 A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.


42 AIRFOODWATEROXYGENNETWORKIthellam full rangil undayitum enthada ninak SMS ayakan oru madi,SMS ayakeda kope!


43 Alia enik oru serious doubt.Pinne ninak tirakonnum illallo,oru disturbance ayillallo.Doubt enthuvanenn vachale- SATHYATHIL AYYAPANTE AMMA ETHRA NEYYAPAM CHUTU?


44 All the waters in the ocean could never sink a ship unless it gets inside. All the pressures of life can never hurt you unless you let it in.


45 Amason kattil 3 elephent vellam kudikkunnu. Ivide Gujarathil Gir vanathil 2 lion eraye pidikkunnu. Avide keralathil oru KAZHUTHA irunnu msg Vaayikunn.


46 A raindrop may b too small to eyes,but somewhere a flower awaits its fall......an SMS may seem too small to U ,but somewhere a heart remember YOU. Gud morning.


47 A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.


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49 As long as we have memories, yesterday remains. As long as we have hope, 2moro awaits. As long as we are friends everyday is a beautiful day


50 A Vèry Spècìäl Mörnìng knöckìng at ùr Döör wìthLöts öf bléssìng..!Lövè..!Jöy &fùn..!Cömè ön., Gèt ùp N rècèìvè thèm..!Wìsh ù ä fäntästìc day......


51 Bagavane Muruga..!enikku oru lottary adichaal,eeSMS vayikkunna alinte naavil shoolam kuthi,thala motta adichue kavadi eduppikkame..Harohara.


52 Be a...Diode to remove negative thinkin,transistor 2 amplify d character.Resistor to drop bad habits&capacitor 2 store gud frendz


53 Between a thousand yesterday and a million tomorrows there's only one today and i won't let it go without saying that ur alwez remembered...gud nite


54 Birth is the "START OF LIFE" Beauty is the "ART OF LIFE" Love is the "PART OF LIFE" BUT Friendship is the "HEART OF LIFE".Good night.Sweet dreamzZZzzZZ


55 Blue b d sky above u... Smooth b d road below u... Luck b d breeze around u... I pray all d happiness surrounds u.


56 Breetis destrayed avar Kantry phor 150 ears. Late us destray theare languvage fareVr-!". Pleej pharVard dhij massage 2 all Bharat Vaasis. Eye lav mayi Kantry..


57 Call me urgently.I need 2talk2u abt somthng personalNEDUMBASSERY AIRPORT vilkan pokunnu. Namuk athangu vangiyalo?Boradikumbol beemanam parathi kalikalo!


58 Can i have your picture...?.....I save natural disasters


59 Chicken readiya? ready sir! Fish readiya? Ready sir! Mutton readiya?Ready sir! Poth readiya? illa sir.Poth ippo sms vayichondirikukaya............


60 ClaSRooms are just like a Train! 1st 2 Benchs r executiv coaches (only VIPS sit dere).Midle 2 benches r general compartments,& Last 2 benchs r sleeper coaches!!


61 Dark were those days without ur sight..Wen i was in darkness,u gave me light...U made my life bright...Thanku so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT...


62 Do u remember that day . When we had gone out in a car. I put my dog out and u put ur face out; then people shouted "Twins......Twins. Gud Evening . . . :P !


63 Ee mandram 1000 thavana ambala muttathirunnu uruvittal thangal oru varshathinullil kodipathiyakum "AMMA VALLATHUM THARANE"!GOOD MORNING HAVE A NICE DAY


64 Eniku ninne ishtapettu.Njan ninne kettikotte. Evide kettum? Ummarathu kettam..Kurachal mathram mathi..Aareyum kadikanda..Daily biscut tharam ...


65 Ente karale... Ninne kanathe enikkirikkanmela.. aare kandalum athu nee anennu thonnum... Eppo thanne oru pothine kandu... Kandapol ninne pole thonne...


66 Faith makes everything possible,Hope makes everything work,Love makes everything beautiful. May u have all these as u begin each day.


67 Friends are like films- some are musical, some are romantic, some are adventurous, and yet others are tragedy, but very few like U, are Oscar winning!!


68 Friendship is like a violin where music may have stopped,but strings are connected for ever...


69 Friendship is silent gift of nature. More old more strong. More deep more clear. More close more warm. Less word's more understanding.."""GOOD NIGHT"""


70 Frndship is a 1 way road 2b travelled by 2, with hand to hand ,to care ,to share , to forgive to love & to say silently " i'm always with u"....gud ngt


71 Frndship is nt about finding right person,bt creating a right relation.It's nt how much u care in begining,bt how much u care till d end...


72 Frnds n frndshp....it's a package of feelings. Nbody can mak it nobody cn delete it nobody cn xplain it only u n i cn feel it.


73 Frndz is not collection of hearts,but itis a selection of hearts .All frndz r no true ,but true frndz r very few.I think u r one of my best frnd. Gud ni8Frnship is like d hands of a clock.Though v r in same clock,v r not able 2 meet.even if v meet,its only 4 a few secs.But most imp is v alwayz stay connected...


74 GALILEO:great mind.EINSTEIN:genius mind.NEWTON:extraordinary mind.BILL GATES:brilliant mindME:mastermindYOU:always in my MIND.Good night.


75 God granted me a wish . I asked 4 world peace. He said its impossible pls ask something. I asked to make u intelligent. He said wait let me try world peace


76 Heated gold bcomes ornament,beaten copper bcomes wires,depleted stood bcomes statue,in short...with more troubles, we bcom more VALUABLE...


77 *""*.PAL-PAL .*""*.* "*.DIL K .*""*.* "*. "*PAAS .*""*.*""*.TUM* "*. "*. .*""*.*""*.* REHTe * "* HO *" "* *" pcc


78 Hi ! I'm dying 2 c u, i want to talk 2 u seriously,but i cant get to u, dis stupid gatekeer is askin me 4 a ticket to enter d ZOO....! Good morning


79 Hi, how r U? Enthund visheshangal? ethra naalayi kandit? kaanan kothiyakunnu. Pandayirunnengil TV'il kaanamayirunnu. Eppol "JAI HANUMAN" ellallo? Kashtam.


80 How can i spell BUDHU without U? Or MANDU?Or even KAZHUTHA?See the importance of U


81 How do you keep an idiot in suspense.............?Tell you later...............!!!


82 How fascinating is India's celebrations! Exactly 9 months after valentine's day(feb 14) we celebrate childrens' day(nov 14)!


83 I'll say 5 univrsl truth1.no 1 can touch his 32 teeth wid his tongue2.i think ur doin it3.I think u r laughin4.u think u r fool5. Every1 can do itI'll say 5 univrsl truth1.no 1 can touch his 32 teeth wid his tongue2.i think ur doin it3.I think u r laughin4.u think u r fool5. Every1 can do it


84 I miss U in my bed I am lonely without U at night I feel warm when U R with me I can't sleep with U Where R U my sweet bed sheet?Poyikidannurangada monkey.


85 In life dont think about the pain u went through, but the lessons it taught u. Not how much u cried, but how much u smiled..... Good morning.. Have a sweet day.


86 In this cruel world, its very difficult to find a friend with a beautiful heart, pure feelings attractive personality & stylish looks. So don't lose me.


87 It only takes few seconds a hurt people u love & it takes 1 full life 2 heal it...gud nite


88 I wish moon always be full &bright,And u always be cool & right.Whenever u go to switch off the light,Remember,i'm wishing U gudnite..sleeptight ;-)


89 Light can replace dark,Success can replace failure,Smile can replace pain,but Nothing in this world can replace YOU.Bcoz,DEFECTIVE pieceNo replacement.


90 Light can replce Sun Parents can replce God Daughter can replce Son But noth'g in d World can replce U, Y? bcoz "LOCAL-ITEMS" No guarantee No replacement


91 Look...d moon s callin U!See...d stars r shinin 4 U!Listen...d birds r singin 4 U!Hear..."my heart" says: Missing U!!...friendgud night


92 Love your friends, and not their sister! Love your sisters, and not their friends! Have a great


93 Making a million frnds is not a miracle,the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by u when millions r against u.


94 MEMORIES play a very confusing ROLE.!They make u laugh ven u remember d time u cried.!But they make u cry ven u remembr d time u laughed.!


95 My f'ship may b like a drop in the ocean 4 u but 4 me d ocean may b less without d drop of ur f'ship.


96 My friendship is not a moon, not a sun, not even a star, bcoz they all dissapear. My f'ship is like sky, which will always be there and watching U........


97 Newton's 4 thLaw of Motion :"If U Run Around a Tree with the Speed Of Light,U can TouchYour Own Kundi !!"


98 Nice FRIENDS are like the wind: You'll never see them,but you will always feel their presence...! U r one of my precious breeze!!! so I can't forget U...Gd n8


99 Nice peoples are like wind.You can never see them but you will always feel their presence.Gud morning


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100 Night has gone and the moon too. Sun has arrived with the sky blue. Open your beautiful eyes, there is a sms for you. "GOOD MORNING" HAV A NICE Day....


1 Night is a good time to "remember" all the sweet things and all sweet persons in your "Life". So sleep well with your "sweet remembers" .!. Gud night .!.


2 Njan ninte karyam vettil paranju,ninte karyam parayumbol eniku 100 navanenu Amma parayum, Ammyku ninne kananam, karanam Ama valillathaCHINAkurangine kandittilla


3 Not every bird can dance,but peacock did....Not every flower can represent love,but rose did it...Not every friend can reach upto heart but you did...


4 Nvr luk for gud face,it'll turn old one day. Never luk for a gud skin,it'll wrinkle one day,but luk for a loyal heart, that'll mis u daily


5 Only 10% of the girls play tennis,cricket,carroms,etc. The rest 90% play with boy's lives. So be careful!


6 Our friendship means so much to me that if v were the last people on a sinking boat & v had only one life jacket i will... mmm... I will miss you yaar.


7 Pain of missing frnds isn't dere absence,but itz wen v think of d good times v hav shared & v ask ourself "Wil thos mmts ever hapen again" good evening


8 PLACEMENT OFFER.Pls send ur Biodata & Photo 2 Hutch..U'll get a gud package + A chance 2 come on TVSo apply soon.Bcoz Hutch's Dog die.They want a monkey!


9 Please, SMOKE everyday!!SMOKE means -S - sendM - meO - oneK - kutty smsE - everyday. Request : BE A CHAIN SMOKER....


10 Prapancham akunna ee maha sagarathil nammal onnumalla aniya! Oru urumb vicharichal aniyante kundiyil kadikaan pattum. Ni alla ninte apoopan vicharichalum urumbinte kundiyil kadikan pattilla. Ithanu aniya prapancha satyam.


11 Q: y did banta singh take his PREGNANT wife to dominos pizza?A: 4 free home DELIVERY!


12 Rathriyayi vegam urangiko! bhootham varum,athu kondu vegam kannadachu mukham moodi puthachu urangiko! VERUTHE B00THATHE PEDIPPIKENDA! Gud nit hav swéet dreams


13 Sardar: i saw my wife going 2 a movie with a strange man. Friend: didn't u follow dem inside? "no yaar" replied d sardarji. "I had already seen the movie"!!!


14 Sardarji caril bomb vaikunathinedayil oru kootu karan chodichu: eppol e bomb pottiyal nammal enthu cheyum?Sardarji paranju eda ente kaiyil vere bomb undu


15 SchoolvColleg lyfS:1colord dres4 100 daysC:100colrd dres4 1dayS:2buks 4 1subjctC:1buk 4all subsS:a Yt pyp n trs hnd(chalk)C:a Yt pyp n studnts hnd(cigar)


16 Scientists are researching to find how long a man could live without brain. Please help them by telling your age.


17 Silence is the best way to avoid many problems but Smile is the most powerful key to solve any problems! So keep Smile & get solution!Gudnite

Simple bye makes us cry,smple joke maks us laugh,smple care maks us fall n love,smple tuch maks us feel betr,i hpe my smple msgs make u thnk of me the great.


18 Sky full of stars but moon is Special.Tree full of leaves but flower is Special... My Heart full of Friends butYOU ARE SPECIAL.


19 Someday u may lose ur hair, u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u wil never loose is ur good looks.Coz u cant lose wat u dont hav!


20 Sum1 askd me abt ur age. Well i said: the way u dress up U look like 19Ur skin 15Ur smile 17Ur face 16so in all 67 yrs old!


21 Teacher : hw can u make seven even?Smart me: remove the 'S'!


22 Teacher asked sardar:"If you dial 001 then what will happen?"Sardar: "Police Jeep will come, in Reverse Gear !!!"


23 Telling a lie is like a fault for a little one, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor & for a married man it is a matter of SURVIVAL...


24 The best relation ever is between two eyes. They blink together, move together, cry together,see together & sleep together.STILL they neversee Each other. But when they see a girl, one will blink and the other will not.. moral of the story: a girl can break all kinds of relationships.. goodni8.


25 There z nly 1 difference btwn Dream and Aim..Dream requires effortless sleep...Aim requires sleepless effort... Have a sweet life..Gud mng &have a nice day.


26 The secret of being young...Sleep the right number of hours,go with the right crowd,eat the right food,and,tell d WRONG age.


27 The sweetness of chocolate remains in tongue for a minute, but the sweetness of a person like you remains in heart forever.


28 Think big...Think smart...Think +ve...Think gr8...I know that it is too much 4 u, so here is a shortcut...Think about me!


29 This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!Now read it all without the word cat!


29 This is aCHOCOLATEmsg4 aDAIRY MILKpersonfrom a5*FRIEND4MELODYreasonat aKITKATtimeon aMUNCHdayin aPERKmood2say -gudevng . . .


30 Time might lead me somewhere away 4 U...And fate may wipe me from ur memory...But I will always be thankful that once in life's journey we becameFRIENDS....

TTR fined ticketles gals.Churidar gal ws fynd rs.100,skirt gal ws fynd rs.50,short-skirt gal ws fynd rs.25,anothr gal ws fynd rs.0,y?Think +ve..she had a ticket


31 Two girls were talking.... Edo iniyenkilum nannayikkoode. Kanda pennungal entha parayunnathum nokki erikkunnu. "VAINOKKI"


32 U hav a uniq brain.generally brain has 2 parts: Left & right.u have nothing RIGHT in left brain & nothing LEFT in the right brain!


33 U may be waiting for rain coz of summer&when it rains i'm sure U must b very happy.U must be feeling like going out,splash water.Right?Every MAKRI feels it...


34 UR "under arrest".Its illegal 2 b so swt&frendly,so i hereby sentence U 2 a LIFETIME IMPRISONMNT in MY HEART as a SWEET FRNDcase closd!!No Argument.No bail


35 Ur network tarrif has changed!cal charges r calculated according 2 brain size.the smaller the cheaper!..congrats!u can make free calls!!


36 VarumNalukal Aishwaryathinteyum SamridhiyudeyumSnehathinteyumVISHUKKANIyavatte Ennu Ashamsichukondu Snehapoorvam Achu & family*HAPPY VISHU*


37 View a negative experience in ur life like how you look at a photo negative. A single negative.Can create an unlimited number of positive prints!


38 Wanna speak wid ghost just giv a misdcall 2 dis no 04712335702.She will call u back in d midni8 whn ur alone. PLEASE,DONT CRY. try dis if u hav gutz... gdni8


39 WANTED !! POST: True frnd. ELIGIBILITY:Loving & caring. EXPERIENCE: Not required. DUTY: Sms & cal meSALARY: My lovePLACEMENT: In my heartgood mrng


40 Wen i was sadu wer there,wen i was cryingu wer ther,wen i was unhappyu wer thernow I've undrstud"ki beta sare fasad ki jad tu hi hai.... Good night


41 Who said english easy? Fill these blanks with YES or NO:1.___I do not have a BRAIN.2.___I do not have SENSE.3.___I am STUPID.~.?.~


42 Who walks with us in our difficult times of our life-mom/dad? -nohusband/wife? -nofriend? -noOne and only our CHAPPAL. So keep them safe!


43 Winnin horse dsnt no y it runs in race.it runs bcoz of beats&pains.life is a race;god is ur rider.So if u r in pain then think,GOD wants u to win LIFE.gud mor


44 Yesterday seven americans came to me.they asked me for an intelligent person.i gave your address. Pattiche... Pattiche... 7 americakare patiche.. Gud morng

You Are Very Special 4 Me Always u Should be Safe My Dear I cant look after u all d time so Plez B careful whenever you Jump From Tree To Tree..


45 Your heart is a beautiful garden,and my friendship is the smallest ROSE in your garden, So.....pleaseDon't pluck that "ROSE" for any reason...Gud Nit.


46 Zindgi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aasakti hain........ PAISA MAUTAur????......AurMERA SMS.


47 Please send your pic to vodafone, you can get a chance on tv too! Become a star!Heard that their dog died and they need a monkey!


48 ( ', ' )<( )50 kg J L (,' ')><( ) 40kg J L (,") 20 kg <)(> JLKya se kya ho gaye aapke sms ke intzar me..


49 [HEIGHT OF FRIENDSHIP]-sardar commitin suicide.sum1 askd da reason.he said,'my wife ran with my friend & i can't live without my friend.


50:Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in ur eye. U don't care, u don't cry, u just happy that cow can't fly!


51 "Life" Is A Railway Station In Which "Love" Is A Train It Will Come & Go At Any Time But "Friendship" Is The Track It Will Be Forever>>>>good morning.


52"pha pulle...! postpaidum prepaidum kootikuzhchu 4neram messagum ayachu kayil mobilum kuthi vayinoki irunal pora,cal cheyanam.call. Just remember that


53 2day is "Do u like me day"if u like me then tell me why u like me? If u dont like then need nt reply. Send dis 2 ur frnds & c why they like u.


54 3 lights saving the earth frm d darkone "sunlight"two "moonlight"third "you""TUBELIGHT"ha...ha...!


55 8-R way to prevent envrnment polution 1. REFUSE2. REDUSE3. REUSE4. REPAIR5. RETHINK6. RECYCLE7. RECOVER8. REPLACE


56 Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.


57 Time goes so fast,Life asks so much,No wonder friends get out of touch.But in hearts,Deep,True,Unseen,Friendship stays forever...!Good morng.


58 Good frnds care each other. Close frnds understand each other. True frnds stay 4 ever beyond distance and its time. Gud mng friend.


59 Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!


60 Apologies does not mean that u r wrong & other is right.It only means that u value relationship much more than personal ego.Gud nit


61 Our friendship is crossed cheque of Rs HAPPINESS when you feel upset and alone withdraw it from my account when u r too happy to deposit in my account Gudmg


62 Our friendship is crossed cheque of Rs HAPPINESS when you feel upset and alone withdraw it from my account when u r too happy to deposit in my account Gudmg


63 Name:GovindHobbies:- playing with lion's & tiger's, swimming in tsunami, skating in volcano, catching bullets when someone shoots, running against plane,(...)


64 A good lecture should be like a girl's mini skirt. Long enough to cover the subject & short enough to create interest!!. Good night aliya.


65 If u've to borrow money,take it from a pessimist-they never expect it back


66 Morning Is A Wonderful "BLESSING" :-)Either Cloudy Or Sunny,It Stands For HOPEB-)Giving Us Another Start Of What We Call :-O"LIFE".G@@DMORNING..


67 A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

68 I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.

69 The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

70 KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

71 We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!


72 If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!


73 ☻When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.


74 ☻A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.


75 ☻So many of us either fear tmr or regret yesterday. But I won't fear tmr, if I get 2 b ur fren 4ever, and I don't regret yesterday, coz 1 yesterday, I met u.


76 ☻There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!


77 ☻Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!


78 ☻A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.


79 ☻Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...


80 ☻Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...


81 ☻Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.


82 ☻As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.


83 ☻Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...


84 ☻GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!


85 ☻If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!


86 ☻A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway


87 ☻Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough cash you can buy them back.


88 ☻Without humor, life sucks. Without Love, Life seems hopeless. But without a friend like you, life is nearly impossible.


89 ☻Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.


90 ☻Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so my friend stay wasted all the time, and have the time of your life!


91 ☻A faithful friend is worth more than all the gold in the world.


92 ☻Love is only chatter, it's your friends that really matter.


93 ☻I've nothing to offer so it's love I'm going to send. It's nothing that I've borrowed, nor nothing that I'd lend. This love that I send comes with my Lifetime Guarantee.


94 ☻It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.


95 ☻Friendships multiply joys and divide griefs.


96 ☻Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!


97 ☻Friendship is a sheltering tree.


98 ☻I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends. Each day I tell those Angels, you are my best of friends.


99 ☻Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.


200

200A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.


1☻True friends warm the heart, make you laugh, smile...yes, you are a true friend.


2☻A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway


3☻Your the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent.


4☻I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh..if you jump out the window I look down then....I laugh again :-)


5☻Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.


6☻Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.


7☻The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.


8☻Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.


9☻My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life?


10☻Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!


11☻I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.


12☻Nostalgia is not what it used to be.


13☻Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!


14☻A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.


15☻Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!


16☻Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things.


17☻You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !


18☻A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!


19☻Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!


20☻No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us


21☻There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever


22☻I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you


23☻Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!


24☻Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...


25☻I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!


26☻When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....


27☻My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.


28☻When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.


29☻who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !


30☻I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...

when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!!!!!!!


31☻A friend is someone who knows when you need her...


32☻A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.


33☻If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.


34☻Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.


35☻All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.


36☻When it is raining setbacks, use your smile as an umbrella!


37☻A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it


38☻Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die


39☻You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.


40☻Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman


41☻Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.


42☻Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.


43☻A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!


44☻My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend.


45☻I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.


46☻A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.


47☻Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.


48☻The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.


49☻He was very lonely. The only type he knew was his blood type.


50☻I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.


51☻I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital.


52☻Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.


53☻Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.


54☻One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!


55 ☻Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.


56 ☻A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.


57 ☻A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.


58 ☻If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.


59 ☻People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.


60 ☻If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!


61 ☻If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!


62 ☻A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.


63 ☻They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.


64 ☻When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”


65 ☻Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!


66 ☻It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.


67 ☻In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.


68☻A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.


69☻Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.


70☻U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!


71☻Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.


72☻A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!


73☻The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down


74☻Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.


75☻The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.


76☻If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!


77☻Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!


78☻Nostalgia is not what it used to be.


79☻Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!


80☻Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.


81☻You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !


82☻A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!


83☻Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!


84☻No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us


85☻There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever


86☻I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you


87☻Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!


88☻Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...


89☻I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!


90☻When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....


91☻My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.


92☻When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.


93☻A friend is someone who knows when you need her...


94☻A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my friend.


95☻If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.


96☻Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.


97☻A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it


98☻Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die


99☻You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.


300

300☻Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.


1☻Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.


2☻A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!


3☻I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.


4☻The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.


5☻Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.


6☻A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.


7☻The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!


8☻KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..


9☻We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!


10☻If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!


11☻When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.


12☻A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.


13☻There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!


14☻Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!


15☻A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.


16☻Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...


17☻Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...


18☻Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.


19☻As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.


20☻Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...


21☻GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!


22☻thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...


23☻True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.


24☻FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!


25☻FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!


26☻If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!


27☻FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...


28☻In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!


29☻I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.


30☻Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.


31☻A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.


32☻The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.


33☻I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.


34☻I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.


35☻EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...


36☻We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!


37☻A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.


38☻The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!


39☻We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!


40☻If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!


41☻A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.


42☻There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!


43☻Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!


44☻A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.


45☻Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...


46☻I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha


47☻Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...


48☻Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.


49☻As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.


50☻Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.


51☻The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)


52☻Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?


53☻If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.


54☻6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND


55☻Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...


56☻Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.


57☻A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...


58☻I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.


59☻There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.


60☻U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!


61☻How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.


62☻Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!


63☻ If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.


64☻Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.


65☻If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!


66☻Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.


67☻Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!


68☻On a silent night when friend r few, i close my eyes and fink of u, a silent nite, a silent tear, a silent wish,dat u were here!


69☻stars have 5ends, squares have4 ends, triangles have3 ends, lines have2 ends, life has1 end, but i hope our friendship has no end


70☻Although its quite a statement, Well it happens 2 b true. The best friend i ever had, Im glad 2 say its u!


71☻Smiles 'n' Tears, Giggles 'n' Laughs, Late nite calls 'n' Cute fotographs, ill b rite here till da day of ma death best friends forever till ma very last breath!!


72☻The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend


73☻when it hurts 2 look back & ur scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u & i will b there.


74☻i cant txt u roses or fax u my heart.id email u kisses but wed stil b apart.i luv u 2 pieces n just wish ud c dat i care 4 u so much coz u mean da world 2 me.


75☻Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x-


76☻The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.


77☻A friend gives hope wen life is low.A friend is a place where you can go.A friend is honest- A friend is true.A friend is precious.A friend is u!


78☻A GOOD FRIEND ISLIKE A 'COMPUTER''ENTERS' UR LIFE.'SAVES' U IN DA HEART.'FORMATS' UR PROBLEMS.'SHIFTS' U 2 OPPORUNITY & NEVA 'DELETS' U 4RM DA HEART


79☻"In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I'll always be there 4 u.Im no angel N cant change ur fate.but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my m8."


80☻ur a mate wiv a heart of gold.how much u mean to me can never be told.ur sum1 2b talked bout so sweet and true.1 in a million dats u


81☻A gun can kill some1.fire can burn some1.wind can chill.anger can rage till it tearz u apart.but da power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart


82☻There is a gift that gold cannot buy a blessing dats rare & true.dats d gift of a wonderful friend like d friend dat i have in u!


83☻Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is worthwhile.so wen ur lonely remember its true.that sum1 sum where is thinking of u.


84☻like a fallen star u fel into my life.u made me smile wen thingz werent rite..if hugz were water id send u the c.n sail away 4eva jus u n me.


85☻R we friends or r we not.U told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva met ur d 1 i wont 4get.& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!


86☻God in heaven God above please protect the friend i love.Sent wiv a smile:-) sealed with a kiss.i love my friend whos reading this xx


87☻A very special m8 of mine.in my heart all da time.to c u wiv a happy smile makes my life feel worthwhile.warm & carin ur feelins true.im glad i av a m8 like u!


88☻Life can be hard & not always fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings sun.Wen life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I'll always b there!


89☻Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight im wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!


90☻Uve touched my heart uve touched my soul.bcos of u I now feel whole.U'll always b my closest friend.u'll b in my heart 2 the very end.


91☻Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b lived.desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached.where it began.where will it end.friends from da start.friends til da end!


92☻Friends r angels that come from above.sent by god 4 me 2 luv.so wen u r lonely sad n blue remember ill be there for u!


93☻I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!

94☻We will now upgrade your brain, please wait............ Searching............ Searching......... still searching.............. sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! !

95☻U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

96☻Friends are just like stars. You don't always see them, but you now they are there for you. Your friend

97☻A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!

98☻The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is allways there for you and never let you down

99☻Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no.+316........Your sim-card is been cracked open by Hacker's,and will destroy your phone within 24 hours,from NOW!

400

400☻Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.

1☻The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.

2☻This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

3☻Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down.

4☻Live isn't easy it will never be .... Remember you got friends one of them is me

5☻Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

6☻Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

7☻I am a killer. I kill people for money. But, you are my friend. I kill you for nothing!

8☻When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

9☻Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!

10☻I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

11☻Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.

12☻Do you want to be a star**************************************************look above and you see stars.

13☻Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly, but what the hell happend to you?

14☻Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....still searching.......no brain found.

15☻Umm...your .... ZIP is open...

16☻I'm not as dumb as you look.

17☻If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

18☻What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

19☻This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

20☻Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!

21☻Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

22☻Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?

Conclusion: You Are Gay!

23☻Life is not easy, and it will never be, but remember you've got friends, and one of them is me!

24☻If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!

25☻Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

26☻There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX

27☻May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.


28☻Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face to the front, and take no interest in the things that were and are past.


29☻New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.


30☻The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.


31☻For last year's words belong to last year's language

And next year's words await another voice.

And to make an end is to make a beginning.


32☻We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.


33☻Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.


34☻People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.


35☻And ye, who have met with Adversity's blast,

And been bow'd to the earth by its fury;

To whom the Twelve Months, that have recently pass'd

Were as harsh as a prejudiced jury -

Still, fill to the Future! and join in our chime,

The regrets of remembrance to cozen,

And having obtained a New Trial of Time,

Shout in hopes of a kindlier dozen.



36☻Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.


37☻Each age has deemed the new-born year

The fittest time for festal cheer.


38☻Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.


39☻Glory to God in highest heaven,

Who unto man His Son hath given;

While angels sing with tender mirth,

A glad new year to all the earth.


40☻A new oath holds pretty well; but... when it is become old, and frayed out, and damaged by a dozen annual retryings of its remains, it ceases to be serviceable; any little strain will snap it.



41☻But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits.


42☻I do think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expected to begin on New Year's Day, don't you? Since, because it's an extension of New Year's Eve, smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midnight with so much nicotine in the system. Also dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second.



43☻New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.


44☻We meet today

To thank Thee for the era done,

And Thee for the opening one.



45☻One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.


46☻Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year.


47☻A happy New Year! Grant that I

May bring no tear to any eye

When this New Year in time shall end

Let it be said I've played the friend,

Have lived and loved and labored here,

And made of it a happy year.



48☻It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.


49☻We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives... not looking for flaws, but for potential.


50☻May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.


51☻He who breaks a resolution is a weakling;

He who makes one is a fool.



52☻The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective.


53☻I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's.


54☻Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.


55☻I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.


56☻New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.



57☻Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.


58☻The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.


59☻Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.


60☻An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.


61☻Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.



62☻A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.



63☻Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.


64☻No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is left. It is the nativity of our common Adam.



65☻New Year's Day is every man's birthday.


66☻The merry year is born

Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.



67☻Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.


68☻Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.


69☻New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights.


70☻The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!


71☻Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.


72☻Ring out the old, ring in the new,

Ring, happy bells, across the snow:

The year is going, let him go;

Ring out the false, ring in the true.


73☻Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

74☻Nok nok.Who's there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!

75☻The jogger who overslept found himself running late.

76☻The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?

77☻no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems!

78☻Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.

79☻If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?



80☻When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.

81☻Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

82☻How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.

83☻Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

84☻How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it

85☻If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?



86☻What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !



87☻Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ............ God supports everything...



88☻If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?



89☻What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?



90☻When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?



91☻What is the velocity of the darkness ?



92☻Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?



93☻How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?



94☻When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?



95☻Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!



96☻What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!



97☻when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley



98☻Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!



99☻Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.



500

500☻Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.



1☻How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite



2☻It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!



3☻When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.



4☻Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.



5☻Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.



6☻Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.



7☻Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.



8☻Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle.



9☻Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.



10☻What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.



11☻Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.



12☻The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.



13☻What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside



14☻It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big



15☻What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.



16☻What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.



17☻why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets



18☻How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.



19☻Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.



20☻It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge



21☻What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!



22☻Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!



23☻Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.



24☻Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.



25☻Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.



26☻Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.



27☻What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.



28☻Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.



29☻Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke



30☻If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people ?



31☻When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?



32☻When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?



33☻When swinning is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?



34☻Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."



35☻The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?



36☻One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?



37☻How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?



38☻How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!



39☻Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?



40☻Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?



41☻What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.



42☻Where are the first 6 up's ?



43☻Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?



44☻Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?



45☻Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?



46☻Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?



47☻Why can you buy sigarettes in a gaz station where it is forbidden to smoke ?



48☻Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?



49☻why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?



50☻What do the military do in a civil war ?



51☻What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him



52☻What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?



53☻What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?



54☻What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.



55☻Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?


56 It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!


57 I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?


58 Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha


59 A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!


60 i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!


61 Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!


62 Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!


63 Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!


64 Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster


65 A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home


66 At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on


67 The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?


68 i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again


69 I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.

When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."


70 One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me?


71 Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.


72 A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others.


73 What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.


74 When god created the men he was only kidding.


75 Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!


76 When you harass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.


77 There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!


78 If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !


79 Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters.


80 Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.


81 You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!


82 Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise.


83 Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !


84 What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use.


85 Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.


86 Do you think I can live for another fourty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years?


87 Dialogue between 2 undertakers. "Do you have sometimes a dead period?"


88 There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.


89 Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"


90 Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."


91 Jaise Lohe Ko Loha Kata Hai Sone Ko Sona Kata Hai Zahar Ko Zahar Kata hai Heere ko Heera Kata Hai Waise he eik din aap ko kuta kate ga

Taste this SMS


92 Did u feel the taste of ginger?


Nahi?


Bandar kya janey adrak ka swaad..!


93 Receive my simple gift of "LOVE" wrapped with "SINCERITY" tied with "CARE" and sealed with a "PRAYER" 2 keep u "SAFE" & "HAPPY" in ur life.


94 Saweray tuaadi yaad aayi te Miss kitta, Dinne Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta, Ratti yaad aayi te fir miss kitta,, Jado Jan te ban aayi te SMS kitta.

No Visits

No Calls

No SMS

No Missed Calls

I'm worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?


95 Devdas ka baap ne kaha GHAR CHOOR DO


Maa ne kaha PAROO ko CHOOR DO


PAROO ne kaha DAROO pena CHOOR DO


AAP ko kis ne kaha SMS karna CHOOR DO?

How much is 1+1 = ?

.

.

.

Bataoo Na

.

.

Are you looking 4 answer?

SHAME ON YOU!

Morning News


96 Scientist all over the world r wondering how long a human can live without brain.. Kindly tell them ur age

97 Thr's a meeting @ mental hospital all nurses, doc, attendants r present but meeting has not started bcoz the patient is still busy reading this SMS

98 Yu to hum picha kisi ka kiya nahi karte

Darde dil liya or diya nahi kartey

Yeh dil ka rishta sirf ap se hi hai

warna itney SMS hum kisi ko kiya nahi karty

Good Night




Sleep Well


Sweet Dreams


ab kis liya nechey ka button duba raha hai? Chal so bhi jaa


99 Roses r red violets r blue, monkeys like u, u shd be kept in zoo. dont feel so angry u'll find me there too. not in cage but laughing at u


600

600Aap jaisay log kuch khas lagte hain

Man meinhar waqat hum eik aas Rakhte hain

Najane kaab aa jaye aap ki SMS

is liya cell ko apney paas Rakhtay hain


1 Sorry to inform u that u have a brain problem. Your brain has 2 parts: Left and Right. The left has nothing right in it & the right has nothing left in it.


2 Har dil ki dharkan mein koi baat hoti hai,

Har udasi mein kisi ki yaad hoti hai,

Aap ko pata ho na hoa

Aap ki khushi ke peechay humari dua sath hoti hai


3 Nigahon ko kiski talash hoti hai

Dil mein kisi kisi ki aas hoti hai

Tere din kisi cheez ki kami tu nahi

Mgr teri sms bin tabiat kharab hoti hai


4 Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthai

liya paper aur tasveer aap ki batani

Socha tha ke us ko dil se laga kar rakhenge

Magar wo to bacho ko dranay ke kaam aai


5 Har Karz dosti ka kon ada karega,

jab hum na rahe tu dosti kon karega,

Aye Khuda mere dost ko salamt rakhna

warna meri Shadi pe dance kon karega


6 Apun dono ki dosti eik dum jhakas hona mangta hai. Jhakas boley to...Apun hira tu moti.Apun sabji tu roti, apun pani tu tanki, apun tarzan tu monkey.

7 Apun 1 sher bolega. Charo Tarf Chand fekarela hai light, Boteto Ho gai night, band karney ka tubelight aur sone ka tight bole to bye Goodnite


8 After 2 days

After 48 hrs

After 2880mins

After 172800sec


Everyone will send u this msg

but i'm the 1st to say

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

(*You can wish any other wish instead of Happy Birthday)


9 Diya hai uper wale na Mobile to


Inta to kadar kiya karo


Karo na karo call.. par hazoor


do-char SMS to kiya karo


10 hey! keep missing me & win Xciting prizes!


1st Prize

LOTS OF LUV

2nd Prize

LIFE TIME FRNDSHIP

3rd Prize

FREE STAY IN MY HEART

Offer valid till I die


11 Shaam hoti hai ye dil udaas hota hai

toote khwabob ke siwa kuch na pas hota hai

tumhari yaad usi wqat bohat ati hai

bandar jab koi as pas hota hai


12 You=lovely

You=perfect

You=beautiful

You=amazing

You=sweet

You=cute

You=genius

You=fantastic

You=fabulous

Me=liar



13 Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..

Mouse

BIRD

Monkey

haila...! U 2



14 Where r u? U r u not replying?

I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately. r>



15 I saw U on ROAD today.

U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!



16 Press Down if u think u r MAD.

I can't Believe u Did That!

Again?

For God Sake! LORD!!

Why u Still Doing it?

Truth is out now!

MENTAL CASE!!


17 3 Easy Ways to Die :

Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.


18 A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.


19. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY


20 Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..


21 Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.


22 Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.

Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.


23 If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.


24 Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.


25 When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.


Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.


26 Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.


27 When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!


28 One day Santa’s Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.


29 When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....


30 Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...


31 What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women


32 What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women


33 PLEASE DON'T SEND ME CHEAP MESSAGES COS I AM FROM A RICH FAMILY. WE ARE IN THE IRON AND STEEL BUSINESS, MY BROTHER IRONS AND I STEAL


34 This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat


35 It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS


36 A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other, After marriage Made for each other, In future Mad because of each other.....!!!


37 Two birds sitting on a tree. A shikari came & shot 1 of them. The other fly away.....why? saala POLICE ke lafde me kaun padega !


38 AYZAZYPZYKYZA TYZIZYMZYE BYZAZYRZYBZYAZYAZYD KZYAZYRZY NZYA TZYHZYA KYZAYZR DZYIYYA. ONLY Y AND Z KO ERASE KARO AUR PADHO. ITS INTERESTING.THANK U.


39 1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.


40 I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !


41 When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!


42 A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.


43 Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"


44 Heartbeats are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams are endless, memories are timeless A friend like YOU shameless. Oops . Sorry priceless!!


45 I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

See the sky youll see Gods face, see the rain you will dance once again, see the moon you will see the depth of lake. Now see the mirror and youll see the God cutest mistake.


46 EYES : To look at you HAND : To pray for you Mind : To remember you Heart : To love you AND AND AND AND AND LEGS : To kick YOU.. If you forget me... !! GOT IT!!!


47 There are 8 ways to describe you... nice, friendly, so cute, loving, very sweet, funny, charming , thoughtful. In short, you're just like.... me !


48 Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.


49 Bachelors schedule Monday ko dosti, Tuesday ko pyaar, Wednesday ko shaadi, Thursday ko barbaadi, Friday ko fighting, Saturday ko talaaq, Sunday ko rest, Monday ko next!!!


50 If U sneeze once, Think I'm remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I'm Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !


651 Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... Timepass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !



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Sunday, August 5, 2007

The Human Mind.. ( Really Interesting!!!)



The Human Mind.. ( Really Interesting!!!)




The Human Mind.. ( Really Interesting!!!)





If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, you will only see one color, pink.
If you stare at the black + in the center, the moving dot turns to green.
Now, concentrate on the black + in the center of the picture. After a short period of time, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see a green dot rotating.


It's amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot, and the pink ones really don't disappear. This should be proof enough, we don't always see what we think we see.